How to please a woman

What do women want from a man in bed?

Most women like sex. They are sometimes turned off sex by previous experience with a man that does not know what he is doing. If you are in a relationship where the sex used to be good, or even great, and now it is just mediocre, then you probably want to read some tips on intimacy and variations.

However, if you are looking for tips to make a girl come hard and remember you forever, then this little guide should help!

How to give a woman outstanding orgasms

The first thing that you need to know is that there are very few women capable of having orgasms from vaginal penetration alone. What does that mean? It means you need to go for the clitoris. Don't worry, I have drawn you a little diagram....

Diagram of a Womans Vagina - Where to hit the pleasure zone

The graphic is not anatomically perfect. It is a guide. The clitoris is quite hard to find at first – it might just look like a spot on the top of her pussy, but when it gets going, it can actually get quite big. There will be no missing it when it is aroused. If you are going down on a girl in the dark, use your nose. If something smells fishy, you are in the right spot. If you smell bullshit, you have gone too far...

Jokes aside, you will be ten times more likely to give her a great orgasm if you don't even touch her pussy for the first part of your sex session. Stroke her, tease her, kiss her... all over. Make sure that she is enjoying it. Wait until she is practically rocking and grinding against you with her groin before you go for her pussy. In summary: Get her whole body going, and channel the energy towards her sex organs.

Make her want you to rip her panties off!

If you do, then you are guaranteed success.

Once she is naked, unless she is really up for it and has told you so, don't go for the 69 position. You want to concentrate on her pussy, and it will be quite hard to do so if you are thinking about whether or not she will still enjoy your tongue on her pussy when her face is covered with your love juice. (probably not – this isn't porn).

Go for a position where your head is between her legs. There are several options, but we will go for the classic position: You go the end end of the bed and she has her legs spread-eagle. Imagine that you are trying to spy on her boobs and you are using her bush as cover and you will be in a good location.

Start out by teasing her pussy lips.

These come in all shapes, tastes and sizes. Imagine that you are getting a really good blow job. The lips are like the shaft of your dick. They feel good being licked and slightly tugged between your lips. A good technique once you have the basic “lick the lips” sorted, is to press her pussy lips together with yours (you need to be sideways) and then slide your tongue up and down the middle.
Women say this feels good, but they aren't going to come this way... This is just to get her wet and wild.

Next, stretch her pussy slightly and expose her clitoris

You want to stretch it up and down, so the opening gets narrower, not wider. At the same time you do this, you will pull back the “hood” - This is a fold of skin that protects the clitoris and keeps it nice and sensitive. A killer move is to take a few licks now from the bottom of her pussy, all the way to the top, starting at the bottom of her lips (don't go too far down), and slowly lick all the way to the top with a firm but light flick of her clitoris. This move drives blood into her clit and gives you a good indication of how turned on she is.

If her clitoris is standing up like a pea from the surface of her pussy, you are on the right track

Girls like to do it with the lights off, and so you will have to get used to using your tongue to gauge her reaction to what you are doing. You can (and should also start to use your fingers at this point, but if you are not ready to do both, stick to the tongue. When you are ready to use your fingers, remember one golden rule:

Never stroke a sensitive pussy with dry fingers.

Pop your fingers into your mouth and wet them before you start to rub her. She should be pretty wet anyway, from your mouth, but it is best to do this just in case you hit a dry spot.

Once you have her clitoris locked on, don't be too harsh. Think of the clitoris as the head of your dick – It is the area that feels the best, but you wouldn't want someone banging on it – it is too sensitive. The trick here is to try and guess what the woman wants. If she backs away, soften your stroke. If she pushes into your face, make your tongue stiffer.

The basic move, that you can use without fail is to keep the hood pulled back to make sure all of the clitoris is exposed, then make small circles around the clitoris with the tip of your tongue. Move the circles in and out (but e are talking millimeters here) so that sometimes you are doing a circle almost right on the center of the clit, and sometimes you are using the clit as a roundabout for your tongue and you are going around it.

There is an extra sensitive spot on a woman's clit.

The female clitoris has 8000 nerve endings packed onto it. A dick has only 4000 and they are spread over a much bigger area. Rubbing the clitoris anywhere is pretty nice to a woman if you are doing it right, but there is one spot, between 12 o'clock and 2 o'clock when you are looking head on, that many women point out as being the most sensitive spot.

Think of a clitoris as a small ball of ice-cream and lick it so that the surface doesn't indent.

And remember – your tongue has two textures. Some women like the rough upper surface of a tongue and others prefer the smooth underside. Try both, and see which works for her.

Once you are driving her wild with your tongue on her erect clitoris, you have two options: The first is to keep doing what you are doing. Most women will come this way, and will have quite a nice time doing so, especially if you follow her non-verbal instructions. The other is to start using your fingers.

Once a woman is really turned on, her pussy will become engorged and feel fuller to the touch.

Take your right hand and pretend you are a japanese school girl, making the v shape with your index and middle finger. Slide your fingers from the top of her pussy, towards the bottom. As you do so, spread your fingers apart. to stretch her pussy lips out towards her legs. This will expose her “black hole”. Do this a couple of times, and after the third journey down, take your tongue (or a lubricated (sucked) thumb and start from the hole and like up towards the clit. You will be licking the inside of the pussy, where there are lots of nerves, and these will be quite responsive now.

Don't stick your fingers deep into your girlfriend's pussy, even when she is turned on.

You need to start slowly, or you will bang your fingers into her cervix. This doesn't hurt like a kick in the balls, but it will turn her off as fast as teeth biting into your dick when you least expect it.

Run your tongue up and down the inside a couple of times, and them go back to tonguing her clit. This time, when you do the japanese school girl, and get to the bottom of her pussy, slip your fingers a little way inside her (about 2cm) and rub the bottom of her pussy. There are plenty of nerves there and she will feel like she is being filled by a big thick dick. Don't stretch too hard, but rub firmly, whilst your tongue takes care of the top.

You can rub her asshole (bum hole) with a finger, and she will probably like it.

You have to be careful though. There are a couple of things to note: (a) Don't do this with a girl that you know has bad hygiene. The last thing that you want is a smelly pinkie. (b) Choose a finger that you will use on her ass, and don't use it for anything else. Things can get nasty if you use that same finger on her pussy... (c) Make sure that your finger is lubricated. Bums are dry. (d) Don't push your finger up inside. In fact, if you haven't spoken about it beforehand, the girl might think that you are testing the water for anal sex and she will get nervous. Stick with a finger playing with a hole on the outside and only if she really seems to be into it, insert your finger a little bit. This is definitely something for a few dates in, not something to do right off the bat.

There is a term “ATM” which isn't anything to do with banking. It stands for Ass To Mouth. In my opinion: Don't do it. Look at it this way: Would you want to kiss someone that just had their tongue in your asshole? Didn't think so.

So there you have it, a few simple tips to get your lady off in style. I promise you that if you do this right, your chances of getting whatever you are hoping for will increase exponentially when you please your woman first.

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